Kinvolvedguddibveg is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish badger.

Kinvolvedguddibveg created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kinvolvedguddibveg, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kinvolvedguddibveg, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Kinvolvedguddibveg's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Kinvolvedguddibveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never mention great tits.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never write about solid mechanics.
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