Gebgadlib is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, resourceful frog.

Gebgadlib created the planet Mars eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebgadlib, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gebgadlib, it will cry a lot.

Gebgadlib's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Gebgadlib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four grasshopers in a large pit.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never curse while facing west.

4. Never sit near porpoises.

5. Run away from indigo pigs, for they are unholy.