Tamcisswik is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, capable meerkat.

Tamcisswik created Africa eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tamcisswik, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tamcisswik, he will strike you with lightening.

Tamcisswik's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Tamcisswik's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never play with disobedient children.