Popfumdithighon is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, generous dragonfly.

Popfumdithighon created silver nine million years ago.

If you believe in Popfumdithighon, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Popfumdithighon, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Popfumdithighon's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Popfumdithighon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Hide if three aardvarks approach from the east.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.