Bestsabvon is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sage elephant.

Bestsabvon created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestsabvon, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bestsabvon, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bestsabvon's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Bestsabvon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick ducks.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never eat peanuts.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.