Fumbotjigmidhomdoss is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, emotional meerkat.

Fumbotjigmidhomdoss created silver two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumbotjigmidhomdoss, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fumbotjigmidhomdoss, it will turn you into a mouse.

Fumbotjigmidhomdoss' most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Fumbotjigmidhomdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Fumbotjigmidhomdoss.

3. Always obey Fumbotjigmidhomdoss' priests.

4. Do not skip at forests.

5. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.