Banflowtom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, effective camel.

Banflowtom created time and space nine million years ago.

If you believe in Banflowtom, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Banflowtom, she will send you a sign.

Banflowtom's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Banflowtom's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of monkeys.

2. You must never eat bread.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near doves while wearing orange corsets and balancing eight lead spheres on your face.