Rawyimstig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, staggering beaver.

Rawyimstig created the Whirlpool Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawyimstig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rawyimstig, it will turn you into a dog.

Rawyimstig's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Rawyimstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

2. Never hurt manatees.

3. Never talk about dark energy near doves while wearing blue boots.

4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Rawyimstig in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.