Wadgepsin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, omnipotent ant.

Wadgepsin created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadgepsin, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wadgepsin, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Wadgepsin's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Wadgepsin's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near mice while wearing purple rings and balancing six lead spheres on your arms.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Wadgepsin in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not hurt turtles.