Donwipbaf is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, contented hummingbird.

Donwipbaf created the planet Mars three billion years ago.

If you believe in Donwipbaf, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Donwipbaf, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Donwipbaf's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Donwipbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. You must never eat bread.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not drink alcohol.