Satdisskop is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-confident sheep.

Satdisskop created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Satdisskop, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Satdisskop, he will turn you into a mouse.

Satdisskop's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Satdisskop's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Worship no other gods but Satdisskop.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.