Fudfosslistpib is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, egotistical jaguar.

Fudfosslistpib created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudfosslistpib, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fudfosslistpib, it will turn you into a rat.

Fudfosslistpib's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Fudfosslistpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter.

2. Do not consume aubergines at dawn.

3. Shun those given to sloth.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never chant in the presence of snails.