Gomyartkim is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, capable
aardvark.
Gomyartkim created humankind three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gomyartkim, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Gomyartkim, it will curse you with boils.
Gomyartkim's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.
Gomyartkim's Holy Commandments1. Hide if six cats approach from the west.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Never look at planets.
4. Never think ill of sick nematodes.
5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.