Bugparkgan is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, unselfish wolf.

Bugparkgan created matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bugparkgan, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bugparkgan, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bugparkgan's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Bugparkgan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during spring.

2. Retreat if four seals approach from the south.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never allow sheep to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Fast once a month.