Jadfebgup is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, pitiless scorpion.

Jadfebgup created carbon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadfebgup, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jadfebgup, it will manifest in front of you.

Jadfebgup's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Jadfebgup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Jadfebgup in the centre of the settlement.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.