Farhadxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, benevolent porpoise.

Farhadxuc created life seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farhadxuc, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Farhadxuc, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Farhadxuc's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Farhadxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare corn while filled with pride.

2. Never eat bananas on fasting days.

3. Never discuss ribonucleic acid in public assemblies.

4. Do not travel during spring.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.