Komcapbep is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ill-tempered finch.

Komcapbep created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Komcapbep, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Komcapbep, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Komcapbep's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Komcapbep's Holy Commandments

1. Learn three new languages a year.

2. Put Komcapbep first in all things.

3. Never feed turnips to dolphins while wearing indigo corsets.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.