Komcapbep is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ill-tempered
finch.
Komcapbep created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Komcapbep, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Komcapbep, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Komcapbep's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.
Komcapbep's Holy Commandments1. Learn three new languages a year.
2. Put Komcapbep first in all things.
3. Never feed turnips to dolphins while wearing indigo corsets.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.