Manbumstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, witless horse.

Manbumstrag created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Manbumstrag, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Manbumstrag, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Manbumstrag's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Manbumstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Run away if six shrews approach from the west.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not take Manbumstrag's name in vain.