Futrigmil is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, slow dryad.

Futrigmil created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Futrigmil, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Futrigmil, it will turn you into a tree.

Futrigmil's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Futrigmil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not turn your feet toward south.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never feed lots of figs to hamsters while wearing blue rings.

5. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Futrigmil in the centre of the settlement.