Fosszigwitdib is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, selfish manatee.

Fosszigwitdib created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fosszigwitdib, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fosszigwitdib, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Fosszigwitdib's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Fosszigwitdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near goats.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Hide from brown porpoises for they are unholy.

5. Worship no other gods but Fosszigwitdib.