Ganbophud is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, tiresome weasel.

Ganbophud created the Whirlpool Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganbophud, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ganbophud, he will strike you with lightening.

Ganbophud's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Ganbophud's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never feed lots of lentils to porpoises while wearing brown skirts.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

4. Always help snakes in need.

5. You must love Ganbophud.