Tenhotsak is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, idiotic giraffe.

Tenhotsak created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tenhotsak, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tenhotsak, it will manifest in front of you.

Tenhotsak's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Tenhotsak's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

3. Do not speak about aubergines.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never tolerate cries in holy places.