Botgarcudbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish wombat.

Botgarcudbaf created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Botgarcudbaf, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Botgarcudbaf, it will come to you in dreams.

Botgarcudbaf's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Botgarcudbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never talk about archaea.

5. Do not eat spinach.