Midquafrag is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, compassionate walrus.

Midquafrag created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Midquafrag, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Midquafrag, it will send you a sign.

Midquafrag's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Midquafrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention snakes.

2. Never wear indigo kilts.

3. Never think about nucleic acids.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never think ill of sick capybaras.