Gabcetfatmat is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, deceitful hippopotamus.

Gabcetfatmat created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gabcetfatmat, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gabcetfatmat, it will refuse to believe in you.

Gabcetfatmat's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Gabcetfatmat's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat nuts.

2. Run away from blue porpoises, for they are unholy.

3. Never think ill of sick frogs.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Fast once a month.