Fidsidcab is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, dishonourable gerbil.

Fidsidcab created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fidsidcab, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fidsidcab, she will come to you in dreams.

Fidsidcab's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Fidsidcab's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the east during winter.

2. Always help sick foxes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not prepare beans while wearing stockings.

5. Do not listen to music.