Bepcambep is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awesome skunk.

Bepcambep created viruses three million years ago.

If you believe in Bepcambep, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bepcambep, he will have a low opinion of you.

Bepcambep's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Bepcambep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about swans.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Bepcambep in the centre of the settlement.