Flowcimlid is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, generous hydra.

Flowcimlid created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flowcimlid, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Flowcimlid, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Flowcimlid's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Flowcimlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat grapes.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not eat beans.

5. Always take life seriously.