Wipcadlipmab is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, ill-tempered chinchilla.

Wipcadlipmab created a charm quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipcadlipmab, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wipcadlipmab, it will turn you into a snail.

Wipcadlipmab's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Wipcadlipmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain prostrate during dusk.

2. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wipcadlipmab.

4. Do not take Wipcadlipmab's name in vain.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.