Sasmotpin is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, merciless hyena.

Sasmotpin created Africa six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sasmotpin, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sasmotpin, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sasmotpin's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Sasmotpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Sasmotpin in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.