Flambanyarlcat is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, intelligent alligator.

Flambanyarlcat created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flambanyarlcat, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flambanyarlcat, she will not care at all.

Flambanyarlcat's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Flambanyarlcat's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Always look after injured rats.

4. Always help aardvarks in need.

5. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Flambanyarlcat in the centre of the settlement.