Zanjap is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, omniscient warg.

Zanjap created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zanjap, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zanjap, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Zanjap's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Zanjap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed garlic to swans while wearing magenta boots.

2. Retreat if three bats approach from the north.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

5. Never wear scarves.