Wikgombog is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, flying butterfly.

Wikgombog created a bottom quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikgombog, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wikgombog, she will turn you into a plant.

Wikgombog's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Wikgombog's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six monkeys approach from the west.

2. Erect four silver sculptures of Wikgombog on top of important buildings.

3. Worship no other gods but Wikgombog.

4. You must never eat wheat.

5. Never hurt voles.