Rapfatcungiljam is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, overgenerous giraffe.

Rapfatcungiljam created Africa three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapfatcungiljam, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rapfatcungiljam, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Rapfatcungiljam's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Rapfatcungiljam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange ear rings.

2. Do not fashion tools from silver.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Fast once a month.