Ratfotduss is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, flying jackal.

Ratfotduss created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Ratfotduss, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ratfotduss, he will make you grow a tail.

Ratfotduss' most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Ratfotduss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Ratfotduss on top of all buildings.

2. Run away if nine bats approach from the south.

3. Retreat if five snakes approach from the west.

4. Never mention frogs.

5. Never look at nebulae.