Yikbetjonjen is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, merciless ant.

Yikbetjonjen created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Yikbetjonjen, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yikbetjonjen, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Yikbetjonjen's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Yikbetjonjen's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear brown.

2. Put Yikbetjonjen first in all things.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.