Cibtitget is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, unselfish salamander.

Cibtitget created dark energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibtitget, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cibtitget, he will turn you into a duck.

Cibtitget's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Cibtitget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Retreat if five dolphins approach from the south.

4. Never think ill of sick snails.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.