Weebellkon Tapquag Ruttgessarncen is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, vain mouse.

Weebellkon Tapquag Ruttgessarncen created dark energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Weebellkon Tapquag Ruttgessarncen, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Weebellkon Tapquag Ruttgessarncen, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Weebellkon Tapquag Ruttgessarncen's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Weebellkon Tapquag Ruttgessarncen's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Worship no other gods but Weebellkon Tapquag Ruttgessarncen.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. You must never eat gooseberries.

5. Never bounce near snails.