Gadtarpgub is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, annoying jellyfish.

Gadtarpgub created a quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadtarpgub, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gadtarpgub, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gadtarpgub's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Gadtarpgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of badgers.

2. Whales are not to be trusted.

3. Always cleanse blood with water.

4. Heed all signs.

5. Shun those given to vanity.