Tunripomt is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, egotistical capybara.

Tunripomt created time and space five million years ago.

If you believe in Tunripomt, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tunripomt, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tunripomt's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Tunripomt's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in darkness.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Do not speak of optics near sacred fires.

4. Hide from red voles for they are unholy.

5. Do not step barefoot upon pink earth.