Ziggidnak is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unsympathetic duck.

Ziggidnak created parasitic wasps eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ziggidnak, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ziggidnak, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Ziggidnak's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Ziggidnak's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat pineapples.

2. Never proclaim while facing north.

3. Never speak at midday.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Always wash your face before prayer.