Tarbungil is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fussy hummingbird.

Tarbungil created parasitic wasps three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tarbungil, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tarbungil, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tarbungil's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Tarbungil's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to greed.

2. Never speak at midday.

3. Never write about optics.

4. Do not turn your arms toward south.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics.