Kombatmip is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, smart chinchilla.

Kombatmip created bats four million years ago.

If you believe in Kombatmip, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Kombatmip, she will turn you into a mole.

Kombatmip's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Kombatmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not take Kombatmip's name in vain.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always treat seals with great respect.

5. You must pray to Kombatmip seven times a day.