Budsatrip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, amazing centipede.

Budsatrip created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Budsatrip, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Budsatrip, she will destroy your favourite star.

Budsatrip's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Budsatrip's Holy Commandments

1. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Budsatrip.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism near frogs while wearing white stockings.

5. Never think about dark matter.