Natrakfag is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, idiotic ant.

Natrakfag created a top quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natrakfag, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Natrakfag, it will refuse to believe in you.

Natrakfag's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Natrakfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Natrakfag.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near shrews while wearing turquoise tights.