Sindutpark is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, almighty wyrm.

Sindutpark created Asia two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sindutpark, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sindutpark, she will turn you into a mole.

Sindutpark's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Sindutpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

2. Run away from blue seals, for they are unholy.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Retreat if three pigs approach from the west.

5. Put Sindutpark first in all things.