Cebominjig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, conceited monkey.

Cebominjig created a Higgs boson three million years ago.

If you believe in Cebominjig, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cebominjig, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Cebominjig's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Cebominjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Do not fashion tools from aluminium.

3. Retreat if four sheep approach from the east.

4. Always remove boots before entering holy places.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.