Dimsugnat is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, charitable butterfly.

Dimsugnat created light six million years ago.

If you believe in Dimsugnat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dimsugnat, he will turn you into a duck.

Dimsugnat's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Dimsugnat's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never point your chest toward the north during prayer.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Dimsugnat loves shrews, so they must be respected.