Yatmumart is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, confident pig.

Yatmumart created the planet Mars five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatmumart, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yatmumart, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Yatmumart's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Yatmumart's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry manatees.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Yatmumart must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.