Nartlapfag is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awesome snake.

Nartlapfag created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Nartlapfag, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Nartlapfag, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Nartlapfag's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Nartlapfag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five platinum sculptures of Nartlapfag on top of important buildings.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

4. You must love Nartlapfag.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Nartlapfag on top of all buildings.