Funmansak is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unselfish chinchilla.

Funmansak created the planet Mars twelve years ago.

If you believe in Funmansak, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Funmansak, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Funmansak's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Funmansak's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Do not keep four sharks in a large pit.

3. Do not kill dolphins.

4. Never wear indigo stockings.

5. Always help tapirs in need.