Tafarfzod is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, unfair elephant.

Tafarfzod created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafarfzod, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tafarfzod, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Tafarfzod's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Tafarfzod's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never paint your hands yellow.

3. Always act with obedience when addressing children.

4. Always act with patience.

5. Always wash your head before prayer.