Toflatfit is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, caring dingo.

Toflatfit created parasitic wasps two million years ago.

If you believe in Toflatfit, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Toflatfit, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Toflatfit's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Toflatfit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Toflatfit on top of all buildings.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.