Tifonthom is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, omniscient mouse.

Tifonthom created vertebrates three million years ago.

If you believe in Tifonthom, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tifonthom, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Tifonthom's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Tifonthom's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your legs toward the west during prayer.

2. Do not fashion tools from zinc.

3. Always wear plain stockings during rituals.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not kill eagles.