Lipbitlik Monladkap Fatflisyattbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fast fox.

Lipbitlik Monladkap Fatflisyattbeg created a down quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lipbitlik Monladkap Fatflisyattbeg, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lipbitlik Monladkap Fatflisyattbeg, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Lipbitlik Monladkap Fatflisyattbeg's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Lipbitlik Monladkap Fatflisyattbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Lipbitlik Monladkap Fatflisyattbeg's priests.

2. Never write about dark matter.

3. Never go into brown rooms.

4. Worship no other gods but Lipbitlik Monladkap Fatflisyattbeg.

5. Do not drink alcohol.