Tal is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, generous jackal.

Tal created viruses three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tal, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tal, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Tal's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Tal's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ducks.

2. Hide if four eagles approach from the north.

3. Hide from yellow badgers for they are unholy.

4. You must love Tal.

5. Always stare at clouds.