Flammatbod Fighudbat is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciless frog.

Flammatbod Fighudbat created humanity four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flammatbod Fighudbat, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Flammatbod Fighudbat, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Flammatbod Fighudbat's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Flammatbod Fighudbat's Holy Commandments

1. Flammatbod Fighudbat loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not prepare oranges while filled with anger.

3. Never fashion tools from clay.

4. Never pray while filled with envy.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.