Gutbudmon is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, confident goblin.

Gutbudmon created the planet Saturn two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutbudmon, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gutbudmon, he will destroy your favourite star.

Gutbudmon's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Gutbudmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics.

2. Do not speak about limes.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always help sick snails.

5. Always look after injured whales.