Pontungad is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awe-inspiring fox.

Pontungad created the planet Saturn two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pontungad, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pontungad, she will turn you into a frog.

Pontungad's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Pontungad's Holy Commandments

1. Whales are not to be trusted.

2. Never wear rings.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.