Busrigtarbumdotsan is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, merciful bee.

Busrigtarbumdotsan created parasitic wasps three billion years ago.

If you believe in Busrigtarbumdotsan, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Busrigtarbumdotsan, it will curse you with boils.

Busrigtarbumdotsan's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Busrigtarbumdotsan's Holy Commandments

1. Always store oranges above ground.

2. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Busrigtarbumdotsan in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.