Nignulgam is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, calm crab.

Nignulgam created vertebrates six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nignulgam, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Nignulgam, it will turn you into a hamster.

Nignulgam's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Nignulgam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always treat cats with great respect.