Cissnannakyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-confident giraffe.

Cissnannakyarl created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cissnannakyarl, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cissnannakyarl, it will not invite you to parties.

Cissnannakyarl's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Cissnannakyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

2. Never speak the names of moons aloud.

3. Never think ill of sick swans.

4. Always wash your neck before prayer.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.