Wabflapfad is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, loving rhinoceros.

Wabflapfad created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabflapfad, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wabflapfad, she will turn you into a duck.

Wabflapfad's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Wabflapfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Do not speak about turnips.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not chop down trees.