Dobkan Dosstapgid is a god.

It takes the form of a large, prudent bear.

Dobkan Dosstapgid created silver three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobkan Dosstapgid, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dobkan Dosstapgid, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dobkan Dosstapgid's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Dobkan Dosstapgid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes in need.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Retreat if seven bats approach from the south.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.