Benparkrill is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, bad-tempered bear.

Benparkrill created a Higgs boson five million years ago.

If you believe in Benparkrill, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Benparkrill, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Benparkrill's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Benparkrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always count to seven before sleeping.

3. Do not record names concerning moons.

4. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Benparkrill on top of important buildings.

5. You must never eat apples.