Rowgomdib is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-assured shrew.

Rowgomdib created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowgomdib, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rowgomdib, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Rowgomdib's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Rowgomdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not take Rowgomdib's name in vain.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never go into yellow rooms.