Dobcidsad is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, almighty goat.

Dobcidsad created the cosmos four million years ago.

If you believe in Dobcidsad, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dobcidsad, he will not care at all.

Dobcidsad's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Dobcidsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach crossroads carrying bone.

2. Do not step barefoot upon green earth.

3. Do not fashion tools from aluminium.

4. Always count to three before sleeping.

5. Dobcidsad loves capybaras, so they must be respected.