Arfrulpop is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, dishonourable fish.

Arfrulpop created a top quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfrulpop, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Arfrulpop, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Arfrulpop's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Arfrulpop's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Arfrulpop.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not gather at walls at midnight.

5. Do not prepare cucumbers while wearing ear rings.