Gabbusfarn Vildotlikwot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, staggering fox.

Gabbusfarn Vildotlikwot created an up quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabbusfarn Vildotlikwot, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gabbusfarn Vildotlikwot, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gabbusfarn Vildotlikwot's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Gabbusfarn Vildotlikwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never feed garlic to goats while wearing shirts.

3. Never feed lots of bananas to dolphins while wearing red rings.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near geese while wearing turquoise stockings and balancing seven lead spheres on your feet.