Tipnibyart is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, happy giraffe.

Tipnibyart created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tipnibyart, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tipnibyart, she will turn you into a frog.

Tipnibyart's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Tipnibyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not dye your hair cyan.

3. Always help tapirs in need.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never jump near aardvarks.