Mumsabkik is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, generous wyvern.

Mumsabkik created dark energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumsabkik, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mumsabkik, he will curse you with boils.

Mumsabkik's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Mumsabkik's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never run in the presence of great tits.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never think about special relativity near birds while wearing gray boots and balancing nine copper spheres on your back.