Yattyattdan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, all-powerful crow.

Yattyattdan created parasitic wasps seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yattyattdan, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yattyattdan, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Yattyattdan's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Yattyattdan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Always wear white.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.